Nothing Lasts Forever

validx2:

I wanna wake up to you ass naked in my bed

I do >_>

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

^

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

chinugs:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Mom stfu I don’t want to talk about your stupid fucking boyfriend.

I’M DYING

I’M DYING

mainlyanonymous:

I lose my shit every time I see this

Same^

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

zanemalicks:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

i live in the usa and i hear and say this all the time yall aint special

onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

Dear white people…

This picture makes me uncomfortable

This picture makes me uncomfortable

Is it too obvious that I don’t like my mom’s boyfriend? I think it might be too obvious.

I can just imagine them laughing over this text like “hahaha she’s so spunky” like NO this is not a game, I will fucking kill you.

Is it too obvious that I don’t like my mom’s boyfriend? I think it might be too obvious.

I can just imagine them laughing over this text like “hahaha she’s so spunky” like NO this is not a game, I will fucking kill you.

thelivesyoulovetolead:

Patrick: I probably never would have been a singer if Pete hadn’t suggested it. 

Entire fob fan base: 

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uncage-the-night:

I will never not laugh at this

uncage-the-night:

I will never not laugh at this